Did you hear the one about...

Did you hear the one about the queer, the Muzzie and the pre-op tranny?

Be afraid. Be very VERY afraid. Maybe it would be easier just to ban all jokes, except for official government-licensed rib-ticklers.

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?
That was no lady, that was my Gloucestershire Comedy Court probation officer.

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Human Rights Tribunal Joke Investigative Unit. Come out with your hands in the air, not fluttering around your hips as if it’s Carmen Miranda night at the Gay Stereotype Lounge.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To take part in a demonstration against poultrophobic humour.

How do you make a fruit cordial?
Be nice to him. Or else.